i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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