It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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