Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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