Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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