He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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