shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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