and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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