I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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