I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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