I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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