why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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