Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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