Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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