Are we in a gay sports bar?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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