Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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