I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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