i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
