Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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