I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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