There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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