Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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