Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
