Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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