Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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