why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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