i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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