dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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