Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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