another moral hangover. fuck.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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