Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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