so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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