Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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