apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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