do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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