I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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