I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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