I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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