She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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