Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Shame - the story of my life.
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