So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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