Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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