that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
So squirting runs in the family.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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