Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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