I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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