somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's the barista slut.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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