Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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