super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I just found a bag of teeth...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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