I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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