I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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