After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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