oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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