just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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